Fancy writing a group limerick ?

Gransnetters awake in the night ........

Not one is a prude.

The public would know,

With our assets on show

Would we really be thought of as rude,

If Gransnetters appeared in the nude,

Quick digression from the limerick!

Galen surely not! Be afraid, be very afraid!

OK ladies, as you were.

I was just too late. You have to remember to refresh the page before you post, to see if anyone has got there first.

Through the forums they rake,

A calender of me and yoU!

This is serious!

Watch this space!

Reuben's eat your heart out!

The GN calender girls is being trying to be organised!

GNHQ will be posting something!

X'd posts !!

They're trying to make

If we step out of line

They ban our and

When they're not eating cake

And we wonder just what they do!

On Gransnet we have an HQ

I'll get my coat too...

Oh, come on, phoenix, I've already got into trouble for pointing out that this is supposed to be a group limerick!

When she knelt on the floor, her arse touched the door, and she stayed that way until Lent!

Sorry, I'll get me coat.................

Whose elbows and knees were quite bent

There once was a Granny from Kent

And set off to study the flora

With some wood and some glue

She built a canoe

Always wanted to be an explorer