Things that make you go "Aaaarggh"

Sometimes I cycle on the pavement.

Shoot me now.

I watched a family of four in a car at traffic lights, mother and father threw tissues and wrappers out of window and two very small children unrestrained in the back trying to climb into the front. Where are the adults brains ?

I've said before about the "can I get?" thing! The landlord at our old local used to reply "No you can't, that's my job"

Don't get me started on litter

People who pronounce st as sht - We're not German.

People who don't know that marinate is a verb and marinade is a noun. That goes for nearly every TV chef.

People who chew gum especially with their mouths open.

Barmen and similar who say "Are you all right there?" Of course I'm not; I want a drink!

Plus all the above, especially those concerning cyclists and parked cars.

I don't like to hear "h" pronounced "aitch", I don't know if it's wrong, but sounds if it should be, I've even heard BBC announcers using it!, it sounds awful sort of babyish, a bit like "them things", I used to get a wack from my parents for saying them things instead of those things!

When driving, people pulling out in front of me and then driving INFURIATINGLY SLOWLY !!!! Makes me have road rage.....

Meant "haitch" not aitch for h!!!!!!! If that makes sense

'Was everything OK with your food?' in a restaurant when you have just put a forkful into your mouth. People who say Skedule instead of schedule.

Yes, henetha! Especially when it's a 40 or 60mph speed limit and they MUST HAVE seen you coming!!!

(It's usually 'old' people who do that round here - especially coming out of the Garden Centre! )

People who march through shop doors I hold open for them - without a 'thank you I do not get paid to hold that bloody door open, and I just want to kick their arses after they've gone through

Nothing much - I'll let all the rest of you say 'Aaarggh' on my behalf.

The door opening one drives my DH mad. He said to someone once who just waltzed through a door he had held open 'what did you say?'. She replied 'I didn't say anything'. He said 'oh sorry, I could have sworn you said thank you'.

I think everyone has mentioned what would be included in my list. Especially, you guys, infuriates me and I hate all these Americanisms being used here.
I'm good. Okay. Good at what?/well, I'm glad you're not bad!

I would never correct anyone's grammar but I twitch a bit when someone says, I seen instead of I saw or I done instead of I did.
People who do not know how to use a roundabout ie. those coming from the right have right of way. I have noticed people just sitting there trying to figure out when they can go!

And drivers who don't indicate!!! Some of them seem to think they're so important that we should know which way they're headed...

Today getting on the train.. a woman travelling on her own raced my DGD to the empty 4 seater-table so DH, me and the 2 x DGDs had to sit in two separate places. Not a major problem but just a bit selfish of her as she could not have failed to notice we were a group of four!

KatyK love it! Sounds just like something that Victor Meldrew would say!

Roses - well erm..... he has acquired Meldrew like tendencies the last few years

KatyK, I sometimes say, "Thank you very much for walking through the door, " in a loud voice. Sometimes people have the grace to blush or say sorry.

I like that one too jen

Life's too short

Being called "sweetheart" by people I've never even met before (does that make me a miserable old so and so?)

Yes Ana I shout at those ones, "do you think I can read your mind"?

I may use that one KatyK. I normally say in a loud voice, "you're welcome"!

"We was"
Blue sky thinking
Level playing field