Out-of-date sayings

It costs 20p to spend a penny in our local public toilets!

Warning given to young girl going out on a date with her beau from her mother.

'Keep your hand on your ha'penny' !!!

There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle

"It's black over Bill's mother's." Who was Bill?

And when we asked what was for tea we were always told, "Three jumps at the buttery door and a slurdown."

I once heard someone described as having 'a mouth like a crack in a pie'. I'm sure there is already a thread on this subject somewhere

This is similar to a thread in Memories - We Used to Say.
Interesting how everyday language has changed so much in our lifetimes.

What about 'green' bacon, rather than calling it unsmoked? My butcher said he hardly ever hears that anymore. Or my mother's Gloucestershire 'dripping cake'.

I guess there are lots of phrases that will survive with a literary footnote, like Shakespeare's 'hoist with your own petard' etc.

Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs.
Think on!

Do they know what a baker's dozen is?
Or where we're going when we "go to the flicks"?

So what will replace the sayings we think of as traditional. "Not worth the paper it's written on" to ''Not worth the cost of an inkjet"?

Fine feathers make great fascinators.
Too many cooks spoil an evening's television.
Take care of the millions and the billions take care of themselves.
He who logs into Spotify calls the tune.

When we were called names at school we used to shout:

sticks and stones will break my bones,but calling names wont hurt me.

Love your modern day equivalents Absent.

Do you remember spondoolicks for money ?

My mother used to say that I had 'a mouth like the parish coke oven'. Outdated even then, I would say. However, 'a voice like a foghorn' was - and perhaps still is - relevant to the coastal town where I was brought up.

NanKate - W C Fields used the term ' the elusive spondulick ' when playing cards for money in one of his films.

'Is this a game of chance?'
'Not the way I play it....no...'

@NanKate - there was even a song called 'Keep You Hand on Your Ha'penny'!

When Molly began to go courting
Her mother was anxious to tell
How certain young fellas would want her
to stray down the pathway to 'ell
So Molly's old ma used to say:

[Chos:] Keep your hand on your ha'penny
Cover it well with your palm
Keep your hand on your ha'penny
And Molly will come to no harm

They'll hug you and kiss you so sweetly
They'll make you feel ever so nice,
But handle the fellas discretely
And follow this simple advice:

When Molly and I went out courting
I told her she'd nothing to fear
But down in the meadow last Sunday
I whispered these words in her ear

Take your hand of your ha'penny
Look into my bonny blue eyes
Take your hand of your ha'penny
And I'll give you --- a lovely surprise!

Poppikok in America we would say " sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me"

We used to say that in my childhood in Scotland too, Paige. I think it's still around. And, going by the damage that text and facebook bullying can do, it's a cliché that isn't borne out in practice.

You're right, anno. I've always thought that saying was a nonsense.

Yes, Poppikok, my mother always used to recite it to me if someone had been nasty to me when I was little.
She also used to say I was "mardy" if I whinged, or said I was "nesh" if I felt cold - ie getting dressed under the bedclothes when there was ice on the inside of the windows! Perhaps these words are still used in the Midlands?

I thought 'nesh' was Northern?

Yes, but not only. Try
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nesh

How are you - I'm fair to middling. What's middling - better or worse than fair? If Mum was in a muddle and bothered she would say she was "mithered". And I was sent "up the wooden hills to Bedfordshire".

She was Staffordshire born and bred, I always thought nesh and mardy were Midlands, as is calling someone "duck".
In Devon people are called "me lover" - whether male or female. That takes some getting used to!

Thanks Feetlebaum first for the brilliant poem and second for the W. C. Fields quote.

I just love the humour of W C F . I think he might have been the person who said 'Never appear with animals or children' - wise words.

We still use mardy. In fact, someone from darn sarf asked me what it meant and I was momentariky stumped for an explanationvit is so ingrained!

I almost fall over in shock if any one says 'meduck' nowadays.