'should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to'….erm? g'night Galen….coming round to my pad in Oxford for a few drams Alie??? EEeeeeh! here's a toast to wee Robbie….
Oh the hangover. Getting too old for all this excitement. Thanks girls and boys great party. Hope you know who not too upset by the mess we left. Anyone seen my underwear?
OOOw what a hangover I've got this morning. Ma tartan frock is ripped, ma hair is a mess. God knows how I got home, did anyone see me misbehaving with David Tennant.
Charles and Camilla were using the 4X4, they'd heard about the party and were anxious to revisit an old love-nest. Did you see them? They promised to come heavily disguised..... I think Camilla mentioned Queen Victoria as she already owned a pair of the royal bloomers...... no, they couldn't be........could they?