Pete's Sports Bar.

What's been going on? Has someone slipped through the tight security measures I left with Ana n Glam ....

Pint of Sherry for answers to the puzzle.....

United are annoying ITV viewers tomorrow night... again....

RSPCA informed re:- Dogs coat!

Pete you should know by now we will let anyone in for the price of a couple of free drinkies but once all the mud has been washed away from that bad rain we can reopen for business as usual,I hate my heels sinking in the boggy grass not good for the image you know
Well I passed on the LFC doggy coat and bought her a pink hoodie fleece so she can be all girlified like her mum have you seen her pic's since she went to the beauty parlour bit close to the wood but still georgious.
See my fav manager is top of the league at the moment wish he was at Liverpool but not to worry !! my littlest chap off to Melwood at week-end to see Liverpool schoolboys playing so he is excited, he's taking his kit just in case they are short of a player god love him.

Not long 'til Cheltenham!

PHO Don"t I know it !!!!

Cue Card's out now along with Sprinter Sacre; they're going down like flies at the moment ....

Tegan
bit really eh !

Make it 2 pints of sherry and you're on Pete
(Firstly, what was the question?

May I come in? [ Looks nervously around, and squidges onto a bar stool]
a pint of Old Peculiar landlord please! Slurp! Delicious, why haven't I found this bar before?because I was only told about it today, hadn't noticed it before now, but it's full of happy [slightly squiffy] people, great.I can't play darts very well though, I have only played twice, and one time I nearly had someone's eye out.Not sure I can play Ludo [or Lewdo] either, so I shall sit here quietly absorbing the atmosphere until closing time.

Good evening rosesarered The squidgy noise from the bar stool was probably Pete - I think you just sat on him, but don't worry, he's definitely an old peculiar sort of landlord. A few tips, as your new to this dump. Avoid the pork scratchings (the last lot I got were covered with bristles) don't drink any white wine served from a carafe and on no account talk while football's on telly. ps: the atmosphere you're absorbing is three parts distilled gin.
Pete I know the answer - what is the question?

roses A pint of Old Peculiar makes Mr P make sort of "squidgy" noises

Tegan that's not good news, is it?

I haven't been properly keeping up with racing stuff just lately, but anything to report on Annie Power & Hurricane Fly?

They're both on course for Cheltenham although no one knows what Annie is going to do. I'm out of touch as well; so much for being retired and having lots of time to do all the things I want to do. Will know a lot more after next Thursday [our preview night].

The Annie thing is exciting, isn't it?

I'm still not sure she'll go to Cheltenham; still reckon they're keeping her in reserve in case one of the other horses pulls out. I'm hoping that my favourite the Bog Warrior runs on the Tuesday when I'm there!

Bog Warrior???? what's that? some new brand of toilet roll?

he's oirrish....

any relation to Peat (Pete) (geddit?)

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The sherry seems to be working boheminan ...

Yes Phoenix know what you mean about squidgy noises! Think I shall move on to a pint of Black Sheep please landlord.I never eat pork scratchings Bohemian in fact I don't really know what they are?I never eat peanuts from the dish on the bar either, think how many grubby fingers have been rooting in there! Can't keep up with the racing chat, I know nothing about that subject either.Does Pete serve meals here?I will have chicken and leek pie with new potatoes and fresh garden veg please.And another pint. I can take as much virtual beer as you like [or as I like] without any risk of falling over.

If Pete has Jerusalem artichokes on the menu, I'd avoid them, just imagine the effect of those mixed with Old Peculier!

Rose plenty of black sheep in here....fresh garden veg might be tricky as they're under water ! Make yourself at home....mlne's a pint ta.

Just had to pick rose off up the floor Pete, she was muttering about black sheep, I put her right and told her that the sheep down in old Percy's field are normally white but have got a bit mucky, what with the rain, mud and other stuff in the field, then she started on about old peculiar - think she might have been asking after you

rosesarered we don't do potatoes and fresh veg sorry but we do a nice line in chips and mushy peas and I always make a fresh batch of meat & potato pies for match day (staple diet of the football supporters you know) & sausage rolls for quick snacks at your request.

YUM! meat and potato pie..... that takes me back a bit [you don't get those down South.]Mushy peas! Even better. A large plateful please [it's a tad early for lunch but I'm hungry today.]I'm a bit off beer, what with falling off the bar stool, so I will have a large G&T with lemon but no ice [it's cold enough] and I will sit by the roaring fire in the corner there.Ah, an English pub, you can't beat it.