All Hallows' eve

Fill it in with the dog.

Just an update - ass is on the flat of his back with legs in the air on the sofa after dinner, whilst DH and I have been discussing whether to fill in the pond and just have a small water feature.

oh dear!!

Huh! poor doggy my a....s he is as we speak out on the downs enjoying a run around with his mates without a care in the world, whilst I am surveying my puddle with gloom. The frogs have all popped up for a bit of air and respite.

Poor doggy!

You can have him anyway you want - he has totally trashed the garden pond all the plants broken and mush and I am left with a muddy puddle. If someone would provide me with a sausage machine I will do the honours!

whitewave, did anyone say anything about hot dogs?

Just seen this DUNCAN belongs to me and I am not best pleased with him at the moment so perhaps I will sacrifice him on the barbecue next time.

Saturday!

NHS say wed. Dd says Friday. I say Monday week.
Any other bets?

Brilliant galen especiallyoff the cuff. No baby yet?

Donald belonged to Neliie didnt he?

Not bad I thought for off the cuff?

Brilliant Galen ! Not sure I could even come close!

What is it about Halloween tht makes. E confused?

Or was it Donald?

Who did Duncan belong to anyway?

On Hallows eve the grannies meet
Tall, short, fat or sleek
They weave their magic
Round the fire,
Beware all you
Who raise their ire
They are there to have their fun
Waccy baccy, mushrooms too
Vodka jellies, tots of rum!
Beware the cat dog of renown
He'll steal the food you've left around
Then to the grannies he will run
To get his fiery backside dressed by the firstaider!

I think galen is thinking if she is reading she cant be enjoying the vodka jellies

I think a sonnet, 14 lines, not sure if there is a restriction on odes.

If there is, it will no doubt be some EU Directive.

Galen, do I get the impression that if I was to write something, you would prefer it to be short?

Which is the shortest?
An ode or a sonnet?

Go on phoenix an ode for halloween. You can go with whatever theme you want

I'm planning to be there!

Although Hallow'een is my DGS's birthday!

Do we have any other theme, apart from the obvious one? Should I attempt an ode, written especially for the occasion?