Banter Bar 2

Same as Glam.....tired tonight...

Pint of Shandy then...........you going on the hammock?....Question not an invite.....standards remember!

There I was just absent for the day busy with my buffetting (is there such a word) ? and someone goes and supplies cup-cakes a person can get offended you know
I'm off the Brandy for a while far to warm at the moment and it does something to my legs they don't seem to work in sequence after a few,so I'll just have a shandy with lots of ice just to be sociable then off to my bed,very tired to-night after a late one last night,think I came home with the milk man not too sure.

Ramming it home??

Having to pull my finger out??

And you say my standards have lowered!! It's beyond belief!!.............in fact I feel a "if you don't like it you can..." coming on...

PETE< PETE where are you ?

Not on another hot date ?

About what? Are you seriously suggesting that standards have risen in The Bar recently, Ella? We haven't even got a cleaner - are you offering?

Ana!! You always think the worst!

Yeah ! but she could have one of those cupcakes I put behind the bar .

You'll be lucky, phoenix! Standards have slipped since you went away...Pete's going to have to pull his finger out...

Evening all! How's things?

Can't decide between a large Sauvignon Blanc (New Zealand, preferably) or a triple scotch and soda.

You never know though GLAM or PHE. might stop by , They might enjoy one !!

No thanks I won"t have one myself , if I don"t watch my figure now one else will .

And I have to look after my pec...pecc...whatsits!

Ella will see them off......none for me Nonu...have to look after my 'six-pack'......

Am off down the shops AGAIN to buy myself some perfume .

Well you know, I think I deserve it as Mr N . has gone to the July Meeting at Newmarket .

A SHY little x to you all .

How mean is that ? ONE .

WHAT was I thinking , here"s another twelve !!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not a cake fan, although I'm quite partial to occasional hash brownie, so I graciously allowed Ella to eat it ALL...[halo emoticon]

...and I couldn't give a monkey's.....

Who won the fight for the one cake?!

Well Nonu, I'm convinced. You can stay as long as you like and I don't care what Pete says

Ana'nMe need all the help we can get to keep this place at the required standard of smuttiness respectability

I know, what to do with me ??
Before I know it I will be barred !
Perhaps I should stop coming to the bar for a while ?
Then it can go back to be the genteel place [fit for ladies] it used to be .

here is a nice for you all X

Nonu..............sometimes you make even me

Nonu Behave.

!!!

We know , you keep ramming it home .

You seem to forget that I am a Gentleman....

Well, full marks for no "kiss and tell" so I suppose you can have your pint!


I'm sure Ana will want more details though.

Well......it was an eventful evening.......