OOH pete , someone is in for a treat tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd love to have a cat.......but there is a problem
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Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....
Is that a large one then? Phoenix pitstop....
Yes ....Nonu 
Bugger, should have been 
Who took our fireman away??? 
Not an ex-dodgy car salesman are you, Pete?
P...... Mystic Meg has nothing on me!......
The fireman has just been carried out and taken away..
So...NO 'sparklers' in your home-made cocktails tonight!
Did somebody mention firemen???
The fireman has just gone down the cellar...with what looked like a Bouncy Castle.......
The next one ..August !!......Have you taken your tablets.... 
Which one? This year or...?
Bank Holiday Goose......
Right Glam 
Pies...(Hollands) if you don't have time to make your own!
Mash?? Chips 'n Gravy for me .
Stew and crusty bread.
Fish ...on Fridays.
NO Scouse!!
PS. Your hammock is now in full working order.
Ella the thought never entered my head 
I think I had better get back to my normal job of keeping the bar fully stocked up with nibbles and such I've been far too frivilious lately.
I'd better get a list from the boss to see what we need bet you he wants pie & mash again
Glamma maybe you do too much 'swinging' ..............
Just a thought [innocent face]
I'm sure they'll be able to adjust your 'hammock', glamma - what else do we pay our taxes for?
Ana no problem really he is calling back later with his big red machine so he may bring his pal's with him we may be able to talk them into a improntu "full monty" display just to check what is under those helmets. oh gone all of a dither at the thought,that will be a change from baking sausage rolls & meat pies for the boss just thought they may be able to ajust the hammock so I can get on without always falling on my bum.!!
Don't worry Ana, he was boring anyway, he just wanted to eat glamma's food!
You mean you let him escape???
Ella and glamma won't be pleased...
All those in the cellar have been accounted for!
Fireman calling back later to mop up...
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