The Bar will be open shortly.....Staff required...
All welcome....and YES.....iou's sill accepted.....to be settled at the end of the month.... 
ana ....with a name like "Cumbersnatch"...cardboard or not...it's not one of your best ideas...
Cheers glam ...not bad! (Might risk rinsing the bowls out and using them again!)
"Porker"!!!! You clearly have Hugh confused with someone else 
He's got a bigger six pack than your favourite 'Bargain Booze'
(Provided they'd already had a few and didn't realise he was actually cardboard, of course....
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I've dropped in some throw away bowls for the scouse and beetroot,seeing that we don't have a WASHER UPPER on the payroll yet so just drop your bowls in the black bag when you're finished,the match is just starting so better be quiet as don't want to fall out with anyone with my chatter.
You could always enter that competition to win a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Dominic Cumbersnatch, Pete and put it behind the bar - some of the laydees would be fighting to give him their money....! 
A few of them did catch up with me though !
Ella you best ring your mate Hugh...and invite him for a trial run tonight..
don't let him near glam's food as that is for regulars!! Won't do him any harm as I believe he's a bit of a 'porker'?..
Sel, Pete's been looking for a barmaid for a good few years now, but luckily for them he can't run fast enough!
Never heard of him ...but if it lets me watch the football we'll have a word with him!
Any more requests....
Ella I think Pete is looking for a barmaid Hugh Jackman sounds quite acceptable to me - bet he wouldn't offer me a cherry for my vodka cocktail
Hugh Jackman would be perfect for me, good sense of humour and likes to join in with everything, not to mention how gorgeous he looks. 
I bet he makes a mean cocktail
As I'm struggling to find a good part-time barmaid...Laydees feel free to suggest who you would like to see behind the bar.....
Pie was wonderful glam (in fact I had most of it!)
Nice big pan of stew and the beetroot will be a real treat...I'll throw in some crusty bread..........that should keep 'em quiet when the match is on..
One last tune.....
Silence is Golden....
Nite Sel All comments are gratefully ignored 
No man has ever told me I'm hard work before Pete. I may just sleep on that
I'd thank you for your hospitality but sadly, it was lacking. I know, I know, staff problems. You really need to whip Ana back into shape. Must have a few more years in her yet
Night Pete
Sel...by the grace of God I am English.....
NUTS..
Do you want a position here?
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