Banter Bar.

All very interesting laydees.........A free pint for anyone who can get on the hammock.. ...Two pints if you manage to stay on it!!

I can only do it if I let a leg dangle on each side

What do I get for that?

Are you sure you're thinking of a hammock, Ella?

Approach a hammock like the 'highjump' from a 90 degree angle with as much speed as you can muster, swing both legs up and hope for the best 'land'...! Easy . Pint pleeze Pete.

ella ....you would get for that.............a round of applause from the firemen!!....

Pint for laidback ...when she gets her breath back...

Excuse me, stand back I mastered the Fosbury Flop when young and supple...I can get into that hammock in one easy movement...watch this!! Oooops. Large glass of red Pete please

Hmm...perhaps you should scatter a few strategically-placed mattresses around the hammock area, Pete...

Ana I used to rebound but now...mattresses would be nice I'll just spend the rest of the night reclining, glass in hand and smile benignly at the rest of you.

There's something Roman about this place...is that a toga Pete? Maybe it's just that old reclining thing...

Goose mentioned something about dirty sheets - I hope Pete hasn't taken to draping himself in his bedclothes...

Ana and there was I thinking it was a toga.

I think I might have been confused, he has taken to brushing his hair forward If he starts with the olive branches, I'll know.

.......cellar door left open again ...... Toto's bedding strewn all over the beer garden.....laydees please ...get a grip....

Hammocks are knackered.....

So are the Firemen!

Shouldn't leave the bar unattended Pete.........................

Ella46

Well after a tiring week with my friendly Firemen and Navy Guys I think I need a good rest I have two sore knee's from when I missed the hammock and now have Disney plasters on both knee's (only one's I could find).
I think I shall revert to my more sedate way of living and become more ladylike
On second thoughts I do think a large Brandy would be very medicinal at the moment don't you think ? see you later when I bring in the food deliveries.

I think Pete has found a substitute for Lisa, and is off enjoying himself too much. He's definitely neglecting this dump place but still expects us laydees to clear up!

I'm just taking a back seat while you 'Laydees' enjoy yourselves ...........can't move for blokes in uniform in the beer garden.........

glamma ...a large Brandy awaits you......if you can pass the Rugby club...and make it through the beer garden!.........Don't let them sample your nibbles........

Pete what's been happening to all them raggedy old sheets you'd strung up round the trees in the back yard? I thought you were trying to dry your washing Romany style? And what the hell's the matter with your hair

Hair???

It all got a bit messy goose.....out in the beer garden...not my hair!

Is he wearing a toupee or is Toto sitting on his head

Goose! Shush! He thinks we don't know....

I'm ok with the toupee Ana but do you think that's a spray tan..he spent a lot of time outdoors but it was raining and I think pete looks a little, well, rusty.

Pete - Hello Toto. It must have been quite hair raising yesterday, what with all them firemen running around and laydees bouncing on and off your sheets in the garden -the sheets that aren't there anymore - hair today, gone tomorrow eh?