Banter Bar.

Oh dear Ella I think I was getting over excited for a minute. There's an expression that comes to mind but I will restrain myself

Trust us Sel There isn't more to Pete than meets the eye!

Scary, yes...!

I've heard it's quite scary Ana but I'm inclined to believe you - you're a woman of experience after all

No, Sel, it's just that Ella and I have seen "*The Big One*", and shall we just say it may be a slight misnomer...

Hear that girls? I get to go on The Big One. First. Offering those rolls and pies did you no good Glamma And, I'm wondering Ana if you and ella have been treating pete right A bit too stroppy maybe?

Galen...will you be attending the 'Banter Barflies Big Day Out' ?

Galen Yes, it's the place for 'inane banter'

Pete I bet!

Sel As another perk when we arrive you can have a go on 'The Big One' ...........and after that we can go on the rides at the funfair!!

ella many a night has ended between two bouncers.......

As expected ana ?

Do you barflies spend all your time in here?

Ana Stop it I'm sure Ella is very well supported

Back seat Pete? Whoooo - I'll lead the singing too - probably at my best early on in the outing...

Can't wait to read Pete's response to that one, Ella!

"Carried shoulder-high around the bar"......Haha! you'll be lucky

Still, it'll make a change from being carried out between two bouncers!

Nibbles are always available ella...you just have to bring your own!

Sel as one of your perks you can have a 'back seat' on the coach

glam That is very thoughtful of you and your kindness has made me 'fill up'......How long do they take to warm up and what number do I put on the cooker dial?

Football is nearly over now for this season (United won the league...again) so I'm cancelling Sky sports until next season!!! With the money saved I will arrange a free day trip to the seaside very soon.

Think I should be carried shoulder-high around the bar later..

I blame glamma for getting him excited with all that 'food talk'

Oooh Ella I'm sure he muttered something about perks. Strikes me he's selective in what he offers to whom. Maybe you're the one to get the nibbles and he just wants me for the donkey work. Huh!

Sel 'Free beer and the odd pasty'.......that's NOT what he told me!
In fact, food wasn't mentioned at all although he did say something about a 'nibble or two'

Ana

glammanana aren't you expecting a bit much? Pete would have to remove from the freezer and cook the rolls and pies. I doubt he'd cope. Crisps and nuts seems to be the limit, well, something packeted

Pete seeing that you are far too busy watching the big screen and those men chasing around like a gang of girls with a football I have made a load of sausage rolls and pork pies to go into the freezer,(thats the big white thingy in the corner of the bar)you will all have to make do with those until about Wednesday as I can't get to my oven until then the tilers are doing my kitchen so all cooking is off the menu for the time being.

Leaving the other one free for emergencies....

Pete I told you I was going to pop into the Jobcentre, I've been rushing around, all to no avail. When I told them the miserly rates you were offering they laughed. I said, 'he'll throw in free beer and an odd pasty, but it didn't impress. "Call those fringe benefits?" they hooted.

At this rate, you're just going to have to carry on single-handed

Just spotted Sel in town......she looked rather 'flushed'