Banter Bar.

Just booking that electrolysis appointment on my split screen Ana

Sel!!! Are you accusing Pete of..... something beastly?

For interrogator read nosy bas person....I'm sayin nowt... except could you pour me another pint...

Place is full of 'Bearded Laydees'...could be a money spinner this one.....

Absolutely not Ana - Sarah might disagree but then again, she can't as she's now pie and sausages. It's too late for Sarah and I think the patrols will keep the cows safe...*Pete*'s thoughts seemed to be more ornithological. He mentioned chickens.

Pete you're sounding grumpy

No I'm chilled Sel.....need another log on the fire...

Awwww Always a good move, a log on the fire (unless you're planning on cooking something)

I'll just give Goose a quick ring, in case....

TFIF........

Sorry had to go, mobile call from the offspring. Good job I didn't drink the wine as I wouldn't have driven. The wine's cold now but the crisps were tasty. How much do I owe you?

On the house LizG........same again?

Might have a little stroll before locking up

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So sorry Pete, that's the first time I have dropped off to sleep over a bag of crisps. Did you enjoy your stroll? How do you keep going? Thanks for the drinks but best get back to the ranch. See yous later.

Hi goodmorning,I know it's early but I just had to come in and do some cleaning in this kitchen I don't want the food police calling in and finding all the bits of hosepipe and other garments left behind by some customers.I have an early start to-day so you will have to make do with the offering's in the freezer until I get chance to top up for you,there is some soup in the big pan and some rolls but when the top of the soup look's a greeny colour that mean's you need to throw it out

A large coffee with a triple dry sherry - not stirred but violently shaken Pete. And no shifty business, the posse are in your backyard a-keeping an eye on me llamas and turkeys. YeeeeeHaaaa

Large coffee??? Step outside and check the sign......last time I looked it read Banter BAR.....nothing about a blee cafe

And while you're at it tell the posse to sling their hooks out of my herb garden.and take the animals with 'em..................that big turkey can stay though

Evening Pete, woz working today...no rest. Looking forward to a large sausage (german) an a beer. Are u watching?

Evening laidback...yes I watched the match only good thing is that one German team lost!!

Quiet tonight....all suffering from sunstroke

Glamma ...the soup didn't go down too well today......so it's back in the freezer.....along side a nice plump bird I happened across...

Oh no! Not....?

Ana ....this one is very fresh and needs plucking

I'll have a nice lean Turkey sanger on wheat and a pint. loverlee.

I can sort the pint no prob laidback.....the sanger is beyond me!! Please feel free to use the kitchen and help yourself....nearly said 'rustle yourself up something'..

London is full of silly German men..singing songs and wearing red or yellow. Can I send them your way Pete? No doubt you'll have a variety of wursts to offer them.

Or maybe it was green