Banter Bar.

I knew they were taking the pis mick ....that's it Cash Only...from now on in!!

Bulgarians-with or without accordions? Sel.. I think you've taken your eye off the ball tonight....

No point drinking yourself into a stupor Pete. I'll be out debt collecting tomorrow, no worries. Probably catch Ana 'n Ella on their way out of church and shame 'em into paying up. You sleep well

Think they have a tab at the Church Inn as well Good Luck!
...after another pint...just to check the pipes...

So .....only 84 days until the Charity Shield at Wembley....not that I'm missing football..

Loads of sausage rolls and 'dinky' pies left ....well not loads but enough for few peckish people......Cheers glam

IsSel still in the Church? No doubt Ana 'n Ella are still on the stage...

C'mon Toto.....time to dig up next door's garden..

laidback......Micky Owen popped in for a trial run.....but needen a small stool to reach the optics.....so he's a 'non-starter'

needen ? required

Was that his horse tied up outside? I saw it earlier?

Yes! Never mind the stool....he had to borrow the big stepladder to get back on it....

Oh dear Pete No interest at the Job Centre. Is it possible for you to increase your package? A golden hello perhaps?

Did Ana 'n Ella pay up? They promised they would but you just never know.

Things are looking bleak

Me 'n Ella have an 'arrangement' with Pete, Sel! We keep quite about his nefarious activities, and he keeps us supplied with free booze, and stripping firemen for Ella...

Well...for the right person I could increase my package ... Sel

Ella said she could pay £1 a week to clear her tab....so in 21 years that should be clear...... Ana not been seen...

The 'Strippin Firemen' are on next week...that will bring then in!!

Anyone for darts?

There's Ana now!! Nefarious???

See what I mean, Sel...?

Hope you're armed with a large dictionary Ana - Pete is looking perplexed

Strippin Firemen and darts. Hmmmm. Is this a classy joint I'm asking myself. It really will be a struggle to attract the right staff.

Right that's it.....No more Mr Nice Guy.....I'll start barring people soon.......................as soon as someone comes in.....

Yes, it's a sort of pre-requisite Pete before you can bar people

Just as well I like you Sel......cos 'smart arses' will be first to go!!!

Think I'd best lie down for a while.........

I don't think that's fair on Ana Pete. She's been a loyal customer through the hard times don't forget. Now that Ella, a little bit showy-offy I think and she does hog the bar stools

Sleep well

'Nefarious activities' Pete was'nt she the Queen of the Nile! Is there something you're not telling us Pete?!

Oh hang on that may have been Nefertiti !!

No..that's something you throw at weddings........

Tomorrow is another day another dollar.....if the Yank pops in...

g'night everyone