Banter Bar.

ella ....Hugh phoned and declined the job...he didn't fancy being ogled every time he bent down to the crisp boxes....sounded a strange chap..

Oh well - there's always that fireman who got the sack after Ella posted that compromising photo of him on Facebook....I'm sure she's got his number (a tattoo was mentioned!)

No, Ana, I chucked his number 'cos I got fed up with him always checking his hose and wearing his boots in bed.

Shame Pete about Hugh, and yes, there are a lot of them about....(strange chaps)

What/who - Hughs?

I'm sure she has... Well if he wants to give me a lift (fireman's lift!) tell ella to get him down here.....steady ella..

Not Hughs.....^the firemans^ .....

Oh..lost number...shame for the other laydees!

Barrel needs changing....

Firemen are strange chaps?

seems like here they are.

Hmmm, pity about Hugh. Would you consider Graham Norton Pete? he makes me laugh and he's not a threat to the laydees?

Fond of cocktails too...

Ohhh, Envious hope you had a great birthday and a good Italian

Has someone opened a bottle of confusion ?

Quick pint before retiring I think

Confusion Pete not sure I've tried that

(You're upset at Graham aren't you?)

Graham??? .....You been at the olives again Sel ? there out of date!

I would have been at the olives Pete had you offered them - only nuts in this establishment - harrumph

Right... ! sorry sel missed that post!

No don't want him mincing behind the bar upsetting Toto...

Maybe we can compromise Pete. I can do a man's job but I expect a woman's pay...

Sure that makes sense to someone ....you're hired Sel

Pint.....please....

Oh, do you expect me to pull that heavy pump? I need an assistant. I'll call Graham

Pete

Shakes head and turns lights out...

Yes,Sel didn't get much sleep!

Pete I'm off to buy some proper dishes for snacks,I can't be doing with soggy bottoms on dishes which is what we would have if you washed the paper ones
I've had a look at my timetable and can work twice a week in the kitchen putting together some snacks for all the regulars,thinking of toad in the hole spicey meatballs and cauliflower & blue cheese soup with some big fat dumplings.That will do for starters and keep the regulars happy me thinks.

Proper dishes glam !! Banter Bar goes up in the world!!.As the dishes will belong to your goodself..will you be washing them as well !!

Toad thing sounds good!....never heard of that soup but I'm sure they will enjoy it......and big fat dumplings will ring a bell with a few of 'em

Pint please Graham......

Can't you organise a plate washer upper rota ? I have an aversion to washing dishes but can load a dishwasher well