My landline number used to belong to the local campsite and I get lots of calls for them. I explained to one woman that I was not the campsite and she should look on line for their new number, but she rang back twice more. In the end, I confess to being a bit firm with her (but it is not as easy in French!)
You must be old if you have a purse or a wallet.
How will the VAT cut be funded?
Missing certificate has been replaced but is it going to cause issues for sale?
What was the name of the corner shop you went to as a child?


I just couldnt help myself, thought it was DD calling from work then heard the voice, I had been in the middle of changing beds and my head was inside a duvet cover and had to run to answer the phone.
I have just shouted at a bloke on the phone to 'GO TO HELL' and hung up.