Lil's Bar 5

Lovely.

Can't beat a good old bit 'wafting' as me grandad used to say.

Usually after he had done something!!

I'll 'waft' you with my fluffy towel

Put it on the slate Lil....the drink not the towel...........Hard work some nights....

A tenner, What about the next drink.

Plenty of ice Lil. I need cooling down for some reason.

POGS

Yes it does save a lot of messing about!
Anyway I'm shocked that you are aware of such things as 'methods'

Pint .....please and a top-up for POGS!! In fact drinks for everyone......

Just as well I've brought a tenner out.....

Pete

I thought Lil was going around with a smile on her face.

Can't beat the roll on roll off method.

M reding my book in a quiet corner and now to bed!

Yes... I did indeed 'test' the new bed.....it passed the roll on/roll off test and Lil is pleased with it.

Should be a quiet one tonight Lil.....a lot of laydees seemed very hot under the collar recently.... and may need to lie down in a darkened room.

Haha! Knowing taps side of nose!

Sounds about right POGS

Did anybody notice Pete said Lil had a new bed delivered 4 days ago and Pete went missing for a while.

Just saying.

Oh yea?

I think I need a large brandy and Babycham......at the thought of Pete 'swaddled in warm white fluffy towels' , and I know for a fact that he's always had a big one!

That'd make more sense. It's bigger. Can't imagine Pete having a small one!

Pete I read in the local rag this morning it was a didgeridoo they threw out with you

Hi!why would Pete drink from a musical instruement ? What wrong with my shoe? It'd hold more! I have a 10galleon hatas well?

Seems the 'party people' paid a visit last night

Place is a tip laydees!!

Goose I tried the 'warm fluffy towel' thing in the local Spar.....the manager went mad and threw me out...closely followed by my flute.

Big game tomorrow..............Stoke v UNITED

Nite Goose

Bloody Spar - Bah Humbug! ANYBODY THERE? A PINT OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS, PERRRRLEEASE...
Oh, Sod this for a game of soldiers, I give up....g'night laidback

It won't last Goose! its a temporary retreat from all his T....... nonsense. Don't bar me for mentioning it!!

nah = Pete's probably being swaddled in warm white fluffy towels, sipping cold wine from a flute, surrounded by dozens of GN'rs at that Spar place up the road....
another peanut?????

Pete must be exhausted from all the football that's been on the telly this week? Hello!

OOoh, ello gramps - dunno where they all are tonight - probably in that there new spa thing that's opened up in town - 'fluffy towels' whatever next - bleedin' doughnut rings for em to sit on?

What if you were told "you're taking the ----". Would you believe us?

Early night for you Galen? g'night... Service isn't too good in here tonight is it? Obviously they can't get the staff - HELLO, ANYBODY THERE? Think I'll help myself to one of them big bottles hanging on the hooks behind the bar. Whiskey? Vodka? Have they run out of pint glasses again? I hate drinking out of them plastic ones, but I don't mind using that nice funny shaped flower vase over there outside the gents loo.....

Well, I feel more relaxed now!
I'm to bed!
Thankyou dear friends