Lil's Bar 5

Pete

Back to "Swing low" Feeling like a double or two tonight.

This is one of the most fascinating programmes I've ever watched. They didn't show all this at the las khumba mele

Galen...I'll sit in the corner and you can throw hoops over it1

PINT PLEASE.....

Well, you do have to start small, Pete! (Lisa springs to mind....)

He's just tied 5bricks to his penis and is going to sway them?

POGS...I've pulled a few things...but never a lorry.....

Yes. but he was only 22.

Pete. You could start with one ounce!

They stretch them by attaching weights for hours at a time and gradually increasing the load. This bloke looked about 50ish

Galen

My imagination has just gone into overdrive.

What do you think Pete. Will Lil put on a 'pull a lorry with a willy' contest.?

Willy, stay in the cellar. Galen has got her sights on you.

...Tea coming up....

I watched a documentary once where one of those sadhus was lifting weights with his willy. I couldn't help but think it'd end up very stretched and wrinkly...mind you, he was very old!

Pint coming up......

Sorry. I missed the Galen post about the Hindu....hence the confusion....And the answer is to "could I do it" is NO it's a load of bollox...

Another pint please Pete.

I'm recording the other. This is fascinating. It only happens every 12 years on the banks of the Ganges. It's on national geographic channel. I can see Pete as a sadhu

Pete

Now there was a gal.

Swing Low...Sweet Chariot.....

How does this turn into Fanny Craddock....

Galen

I thought you were going to watch The Queens Mother in Law, not a bloke with his meat and 2 veg out.

Come to think of it.

Galen ...has the medication kicked in???

Is your cooking that bad!

Sounds like my 'pigs in blankets' when I try and cook my xmas dinners

Apparently they do it by stretching their foreskins then wrapping them round something which is the attached to the car to tow it!

Swing Low POGS !
No...nothing lined up last night........despite local advertising...