Lil's Bar 5

Evening all, can't stay long, not sure what I want but it definitely needs to be low calorie!

Goose whatever has happened to your post? "port scratchings" " the hold in it's bottom" ????

Are you ok? You haven't been sniffing the Brasso again have you?

Quiet in here innit? "PETE"?????? "Anyone Here"? Like a Ghost Pub.
Right! I'm going to help myself to a pint of port and a packet of port scratchings.
I've brought the coal scuttle back (sorry about the hold in its bottom, it's where I tried to scrape the last of the burnt lamb stew out).
Is there a quiz on tonight, or is it bloody football again?
Anyone fancy an unseasonal game of Aunt Sally in the back yard?

..Poor loser....

Oh bugger!

Try again another night? (Quiz I mean, bugger the football and sod the coal scuttle!)

Right.............United will still win the double....FA Cup and League Champions..............So.. Drinks all round.. Free Bar ............sorry there's no fire someone nicked the the coal scuttle..........

Time to scuttle off Pete.

nIGHT nIGHT

..after sampling the coal scuttles.....

Pete

Bin him. I'll put him in me coal scuttles later [ ooh nurse the screens emoticon].

I think if you two got together you would bin me.

POGS................you understand ............if you bin Mr Pogs......I'm here for you..........

Ana

Be gentle with him. His team was cheated tonight.

No, not me Pete - YOU!

Tut! Drunk again.....

POGS....xxxxxx

Sorry....I didn't know phoenix had already won!!.......so nobody else turned up then...







sorry...Didn

Pete

I thought the 'Nani' incident would have sent you home for a lie down.

Lil, get Pete at least 10 drinks lined up he needs them to get to sleep tonight.

...are there NO harder questions than that....................

In what year was Santa Claus born?

Go for it Phoenix that's in the back room....The Chase is On!...

Sorry, but none of those appeal to me Pete. Can't I just have a drink and a game of darts?

Unless of course there's a quiz on, I really enjoy those!

..busy...

Right Laydees..............Stripping Firemen performing tonight..in the main bar...Arts and Crafts in the back room....Cake making in the kitchen
Feel free...I'm sure some of you will ..to ENJOY !!!!

Being a 'born 'n bred Mancunian' of the Red side..........I'll be bu elsewhere..

Bar is open....No one servin....

"I'm 'Enery the Eighth I am".....Yey you lot - shut up already? Ha, useless

Pogs.