Lil's Bar 5

Excuse me.....I must check the Private message box.......

No...nothing !!

Full afternoon of football on the telly...so if you could stick my dinner in the oven please Lil.......better still, I'll be in my comfy chair in the games room, so if you will just serve it on a tray at half time that will be grand....

...thank you...

Lil has a body language all of her own...

Pretty clever to get it on a tray.......................I never could

You mean you actually tried, Ella?

...didn't think you even knew such words laydees And to think how refined you all are in the snug!!!
Drinks for all the 'butter wouldn't melt' laydees...please Lil

...must dash...x

Would you like gravy on it Pete?..............

Or curry sauce.....?

Yes please Ella.....No ta Ana

Oh and what had 'buckets' got to do with insults!?

Lil's Bar is closed this evening for a Private Party.

An "Insult Hurling Competition" is taking place in the main bar.

Come on Toto...lets retire to the games room......

Is it safe now in the bar yet Lil?

Pint of cider please.....

Forget that....now and yet???

It's never safe in this bar Pete

xx

Not for firemen, anyway....

My smoke alarm is definitely dodgy...... must stop hitting it with my crutch

Just hobbled in to have a brandy in my coffee........ wondered if Lil might pop round and give me a hand with the housework ..........or if there's a fireman handy to give me a lift.....

I think I need a lie down ..........................some TLC........?

Lil might have some TCP in the first aid kit....

Ella You can always lie down and elevate your leg in Lil's back room...I'll be in the bar should you require anything (within reason)!

It was elevating my leg that made me so tired ......maybe I was doing it the wrong way?
They did give me a lesson in hospital, on where to put the crutches, but then the doctor got his stethoscope stuck down the front of my gown, and we both fell off the trolley

The TCP would be useful Ana for the trolley burn on my bu.....

Pete perhaps you could oblige me with a 'leg up' after you've finished your pint?

Always happy to oblige a laydee with a leg up but the smell of TCP is turning me off me beer.....

That can only be a good thing Pete, I wouldn't want you to have turn me down because of your over-indulgence

'Afternoon all. Pint of white wine in a tankard please Pete - could you make it Hock this time, that Liebfraumilch you gave me last week was a bit dodgy, I presume you've run out of the 'Country Manor' again??? £15.32 a pint seems a bit steep.
Mmm, what's that lovely smell? Is it you Ella46? or is it that young Pete splashing himself with aftershave trying to attract all the Laydes or put off the flies.
Is Mr Huge Furry Whigginstall in today? If so can I order a fried egg sarnie with tomato sauce, oh and a bowl of chitterlings...

Sorry...it smells like A+E in here.......................maybe later