Lil's Bar 4

Are they in a different place from the Cheeselets?

Bit frosty tonight - think I'll make a swift exit.

Yes phoenix...indulge in your stash....As it's just Lisa and I left in front of the log fire I'm going to give her....my last two chocolate biscuits........

No Ana they are in the cupboard behind the lentils. Although you could have a point, I might relocate them.

You mean...there are some left?

So that's why you often make lentil and bacon soup.........

Ahh, found you at last! I need a long cool Monks Nutters please, with a slurp of ketchup a' a slug of vodka.

Where's me old mate Pete?

There's no flippin' signposts to this new , far from the madding crowd, Lil's salubrious Bar!!

Oh! Have we moved? Must have been here so long I hadn't noticed...
Good to see you, gramps!

Hiya Gramps
Ella put a couple of pints in 'the pump' for you....but not wanting them to go off...I supped them.. So it's your round!!!

Pete I don't drink pints thanks, so you're welcome
Large G&T please Lil.............Pete's paying

..with lime...please Lil..

Well, thought I would drop in for a quick drink and a bit of P&Q, feel as if I'm in danger of dissapppearing up my own fundament!

Just when I get my schedule sorted, it gets changed! Goodness knows how I would manage if I was working as well!

Can't decide between a large Armadillo, or a scotch and soda.

Go on, Pete surprise me!

Scotch n soda....easier to get in the glass....

Do you know what, I'm beginning to think that you don't know how to make an Armadillo!

..do you need to rest your fundament?

Do you think Lil would wake up from her drunken stupor mind, if I brought some chips in?............I'm Hank Marvin
Nice big fat juicy ones with salt on............mmm
With some bread and butter to make butties.....

You don't look like Hank Marvin to me, Ella...
Have you brought your guitar?

Go for it Ella .....no burgers ??

Stop horsing around Pete

Shergar n Chips......

I need a partner for the 'Pool/darts/yard of Ale' comp tonight...

Just won the Yard of Ale comp......not bothered about the rest............

You won't be wanting another pint then Pete, so just another G&T for me Lil, and a scotch for phoenix please

Sorry ella....nodded off by the fire......

Where did my Monks Nutters pint go? 'Ave you lot seen my Monks Nutters?
I reckon this cold wind makes a difference to the colour, what changes wiv the wevver!