Mopping sweat from brow. Took best part of the morning to delete dear Mr soop's "pose in tartan" from my album. Thankfully, he's unaware. Whew! 
.....just wondering if mere men have trouble with aiming their little hoses ella how on earth do firemen manage with their very large ones..
Only firemen need reply to this ......[nellie walks off muttering difference between dinky toys and tonka toys].....
My friend bought a greeting card this week which I think you laydees might appreciate......................On the front, lady looking through very powerful binoculars............."I can just about see your penis now!" 
Sorry Pete and gramps xx
Oh dear Smol, we'll be in trouble now
Will we oh good I feel dangerous this afternoon
NellieSmol You little minx... 
Have finished the other bag of mini eggs am on a sugar rush now
...best that the boys beware...NellieSmol is on the rampage!
It was all nice and serene when I came in this morning and now look what is going on I do miss all the good bit's,story of my life.A large brandy will go down well busy day at work and need to relax and put the feet up on this spare chair.
Funnily enough.......I was once told that I needed a penis enlargement (by an ex!) ..........so I did...She was 25 and called Fifi.....
Pint..to take out Lil please....
Fifi wasn't the ex, POGS! Fifi was the penis enlarger....keep up at the back!
Ana Pete
WHAT!!!!! 25 inches. B----y hell, Lil now you know how to mend that broken stool leg.
Bacardi for Pogs......please Lil.........yes another!!
I think POGS just got the wrong end of the...er...stick, nellie!
Phew..
Ana
Whoops. I thought you were setting me straight as to what Fifi was.
Lil did say it would be no use anyway. She said it wasn't hard enough. Sorry Pete.
What are you on, POGS?
My post about Fifi was setting you straight. She was 25 years old.....not 25 inches long!
pogs fifi was a who not a what....
Poor pete as lil would say its not what you've got it's how you use it.....
That's not like you phoenix
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