Lil's Bar 3

..more wood for the fire....and a mince pie....
did phoenix have the last half dozen??? Unbelievable !!!
Just a pint then Lil please..

Ana

Wonder where gramps is? Has he got himself a job in Panto....or moonlighting as Father Christmas in Poundland?
Ana .....9 sleeps

Oh, come on Pete! I've seen you zzzzing in the back room many an afternoon - carry on like that and it'll be here a week early!

Those are 'power naps' Ana much needed after helping Lil in the cellar...

Pete, I'm still very much around, just terribly busy at the moment, helping Father Christmas and the elves to load then check, that all packages are securely fixed-or the sleigh may turn out to be a slightly unsafe vehicle with no MOT!
Do you know of any smallish person who would like to be an elf?

Hi gramps keep up the good work! All the smallish people I know are busy (in panto) at the mo! And I suppose a 'taller' person would have 'elf n safety' after them..
Pint please Lil......

gramps I'm just a fraction under 5' 2" , if that's any help?

And Pete , if you so much as DARE to attempt breaking into a chorus of "Who ate all the pies" with any form of reference to moi, you will be sorry.

I would have you all know that so far I haven't eaten ANY mince pies AT ALL , despite having a carton of extra thick brandy cream in the fridge.

So there.

There you are phoenix! Your employment problem solved (albeit only temporarily....)

Phoenix, why didn't I think of you just now, and do you have private elf insurance?
What do you know about elf and safety regarding unswept chimneys?

Phoenix Do you just like mince pies or is it any pies? I ask because Lil is leaving some pork pies on the bar and would like them to be available for all.....unlike the mince pies.........whoops..

Why are Cheese n Onion crisps in a blue bag....should be green!! Life is confusing enough......Pint please Lil

Evening all, how's things?

Things are slow...phoenix....any ideas?

Is it the laydees darts match tonight ? I'd best fetch some more lightbulbs then...

I'll have you know that I used to play for the pub ladies team!

It might be a bit slow in here tonight as some pople have used a lot of energy on other threads.

I'm filling a bit of time as Mr P has gone again!

I totally agree re. the crisps, must also confess that one of my favourite rather unrefined things is a cheese and onion crisp sandwhich, on sliced white bread

Nothing wrong with a crisp butty

"filling a bit of time" .....Charming! Well fill it by getting the round in.....

No problem, make Pete's a large one, Lil......

'Wishful'....

Do you want a cherry with that Pete ?

Hello, is there anybody there?................

Go on then....it's Christmas!

Scotch n Soda...? For your goodself.....

Oh, you've popped up again, have you! Actually I'll have an Amaretto & Baileys over ice, if I may. Just the thing to slip down a treat before bed.

But hold the crisps, Pete , doesn't really go with the drink, I'm sure you'll agree.

Who's turn is it to put some music on?

Yours.............Amaretto ? n Baileys....coming up
Salt n Vinegar..in a green pack??

Sorry it took so long.....

I'll drink it then......