Has gramps found his way here yet? Don't want to leave him alone and vulnerable to the charms of any passing floozy who might be over impressed by his leather pension book cover.
I overheard some laydees in the snug talking about the 'secret of great sex' ..................I always thought that not getting caught by your spouse helped
Feeling fed up today and I've already had a dash of brandy in my coffee, but I'm afraid a large G&T is calling. Which means a migraine will be next! Hey ho! I'm only human! There's some debate about that actually