Lil's Bar 2

phoenix your soda is at the other end of the bar...thats the one for the 'wet T shirt' competition Sorry I'll shift it!

If you asked that Pete, he probably thought you said 'sofa' and was trying to be funny! We don't get much call for soda in here - soop has her scotch neat in a pint glass....

soop is a laydee Ana (uses two half glasses)

We must have run out of half glasses that night!

Extra large Scotch and Soda for phoenix coming up....

Pint of vodka ana ?

Lil,
I bet they'll be wondering where we are by now. (giggle giggle!)
You look most enchanting in the swing with the moonlight highlighting the grey half of your hair as a halo. (NO dear, HALO,not hello!)
The bald bit don't show at all, now wot you pulled it over that side!
It's gettin' chilly . come for a cuddle under me big mac. (No you daft old biddy, not that sort of big MAC!!)

Ughh, got tomato sauce all over me Wotsits -( 'ave another of me Wotsits gel!)

SSshhh, I can hear Pete over there. Who has he got wiv 'im?

I think it's time we had a "Happy Hour" in here, the place is like a morgue! Well,Pete looks half dead lying on the pool table like that! Oh, he's just licking up the Ample Bosom that he slopped out of his glass. Charming!

I'll just give the bar a wipe with these old cloths that I found in the gents and then I might just get to grips with a large one in the snug.

Eew, Ella, those 'old cloths' are gramps' long-johns that he gaily abandoned when he encountered Lil attempting to unblock the urinals with her giant plunger! I think you just might need a large one after that!

Ella if your having a large one...mind your back! remember what happened last time.

Pete My back's not too bad as long as I can keep lying down, so can you make sure there is something soft for me to lean on while I'm imbibing?

Sorry gramps if I've messed up your longjohns, I'm sure if you wring them out they'll be ok. They don't smell too bad

Difficult one that Ella.....leave it with me!

Swinging in the moonlight Gramps? Fair play to you

Found something for you Ella...one of Lils old Li-los...take it easy blowin it up to required softness

Whatever happened to 'Grab a Granny' night?
Skittles it is then...yawn..

Right then chaps, just a swift one and then I really must go.

If there's going to be a wet t-shirt competition I'll need to find the fruit pastilles and the eyelash glue.

Can I be the one that throws the water over the Lady contestants - I'll warm it up first!
Lil 's got a lovely "cossie" that goes all transparent when it gets wet!! She won't let me try it though - spoil sport!

gramps the reason that she won't let you try it is because it would obviously be too short in the body for you.

We don't want you singing soprano now, do we?

Especially while wearing a see-through cossie!

Yes, it put a whole new light on "For the Wings of a Dove"

I used to be a boy treble, now I'm a man tremble!!

I take your point re. wet cossie shrinking, with dire consequences Phoenix !
I appreciate you obvious concern for my comfort. (and any possible "Honeymoon" plans.)

phoenix If you would allow me to use the syphon on your shirt...I can assure you will win first prize!!

Well, Pete that's very kind of you, but somehow I think there will be a lot of ladies who might lodge an objection with the committee. (I don't think the fruit pastilles and eyelash glue technique has been universally accepted.)

Well, I'm off now just got to check that my pussy is safely back in.

Forget the fruit pastilles....I'm the judge

I find jelly tots look more realistic, phoenix....

Go for it ana