Lil's Bar 2

If only

Yes, Ella's on standby, Pete!
(sorry Ella, couldn't resist!)

Football on the telly tonight so Lil said help yourself (as usual!)

gramps is the pie warmer on for half-time?

Ella take no notice! I look forward to returning the favour whenever you want.

I couldn't see 'cos it was so dark in the cellar.

Please stop asking questions to which there are so so many rude answers

Was it black then?

I thought it was a balloon for the Halloween night party of course!
Well that's what Pete said it was anyway

What did you think it was, Ella?

Spoilsport Ella

That's because I didn't know it was a li-lo!

That's the last time I'm going down anywhere...

phoenix allow me to get you a large one, and you ana ? Careful of my (double) li-lo with your fag phoenix...took Ella ages to blow up..

I imagine it must look something like the underground during the war that my granny told me about.

Might hang around for a minute or so, just time for a large one and a ciggy. Where's the smoking shelter? I hope it isn't that dodgy looking shed with a pair on long johns on a flagpole outside it!

They never say that here, phoenix - most of 'em haven't....
(Lil does a nice line in bunk-ups down the cellar, though - cheap rates)

Himself has fallen asleep on the sofa, so I thought I'd risk a quick one. Anyone still about, or has the battle cry of "Come on you lucky people now, ain't you go no 'omes to go to?" already been sounded?

Sorry jeni (so was it the herb garden?)

One for the road Lil please, I'll go and see if any one is up for a 'late one'...think ana and Ella have gone home after they finished the nuts.
Oh well the fire is still burning.....

Thought you'd gone to bed!?

NO WAY! IM VERY CLAUSTROPHOBIC
I daint go into any cellers with any fellers!!

Are you sure you've not just been down there with jeni? gramps

I tell you I left that cellar as clean as I found it - Flippin' filthy!
It got a rub down with a young Ladie's underwear (or so I understand),
following secret nocturnal "goings on"!
There was an overpowering wafting of eau-de-pong, followed by a small PING, as the odiferous molecules collided with the nasal membranes.

eyes watering have another vodka instead plenty left now.....

Crushed for me, please!

Coming up Ella any particular kind?