Lil's Bar 2

Drinks all round? Only me and lil here...she has had enough and Ana has gone to bed . Cheers on your your almost something

Well Pete that's you, me and her, so cheers!

Off to my bed now, and as I used to say to my boy, "Goodnight, God Bless, Sweet dreams"

Love, hugs, cakes, cups of tea, wine and flower emoticons to all who need them. See you tomorrow, xxx

Take care up the stairs...x

I'm back! in the mood for a bit of a late one!

OK Pete you intuitive thing you, I've just been listening to a song that has what I believe to be the best ambiguous (sp?) line ever

How many clues do you think you will need to get it?

Just realised that is gone midnight, every one sane is probably in bed, so I'll wipe down the bar, turn the glass washer on, and put the chairs up on the tables ready for Ethel to hoover round in the morning.

Ethel is laid up with her back and asked me to pop in and give the place the once over. She lent me this cross over pinny in case you think it's mine. Anyway, I just want to state, once and for all, that I've never seen nothing like it. A bloke slumped outside the door muttering about whoopie cushions, a trail of slime leading from door to bar, nuts and plastic champagne corks all over the place. Jukebox still playing and if I could have woken the woman snoring under the drip trays phoenix? she'd a got a piece of my mind if I had any to spare. So I'm off - Ethel says the mop is in the gents and a dip in the urinal is usually enough to swab the floor - so do it yourself. Flounce, arms crossed, flounce, pursed lips, flounce.

Ooooh! Get her, with her flouncy ways!

Who was that glamorous lady that woke me up and disturbed my whoopsie cushion dream? I never could resist a woman in a pinny. Do you realise you're in the company of the Founder Member of the Nora Batty Fan Club? Ah well off to look at more over priced and under maintained desirable residences.

Good luck Sean . Now, 14 down, "Overladen postman"............

Not falling for that one, phoenix!
Let's see if the lads do....

Err...No!

Ok, 22 across, "acbdefgpqrstuvwxyz", 10 letters.

Heads banging.....Any chance of a Bacon Butty??

Do you want sauce with it?

Yes please..and can you put a sausage on it as well..?

Only if you can solve 22 across.

Stick an egg with it and I'll give it a go

It seems as if your initial request for a simple bacon sandwich was just a cunning ploy to get a full English!

Something about a letter drop? (just passing and overheard)

No, Elegran !

Goes with overladen postman, which is what my postie reckons he is. Hedelivered6packets of tribunal papers ,the lightest weighed 2lbs the heaviest 1 stone!
Having read the ones for tomorrow I now need a pint of decent vodka!

jeni !!! It's a bit early, don't you think? Although after the shock I've just had, I might join you!

What shock?