Lil's Bar

Stenuous excercise Soop -not on our Nellie! I just lie back and think of - - - - wonderful things in the past!! But thanks for your concern dear girl!
(I still think you've got beautiful ankles!)

Oops! meant to type privilege. All of a tizzy.

Lil said" my private quarters" are by invitation only....

Ana Haven't had that privelge. Lil has signs such as PRIVATE/PERSONAL/OUT OF BOUNDS/ DANGER hanging from every doorknob. To trespass, unless one is male, calls for nerves of steel...

soop, have you seen Lil's private quarters? It's a wonder gramps got out in one piece.....

Poor love! He had such high hopes when I last saw him heading for Lil's private quarters. Granted, he was in a bit of a mess thereafter. Perhaps Mrs gramps has given him a good scolding. Maybe he's grounded for the next wee while.

I fear Lil's voracious appetite proved too much for gramps.....

Thanks soop ...propping up a bar,Lils or otherwise,has never been a problem so we will see if your right!
gramps is no use (after his night out with Lil)... I think he has rang his bells and blown his whistles for a while

If you're prepared to prop up Lil's bar and small talk the regulars, I'm willing to bet that some awfully nice "gel" falls for your considerable charms, Pete. Keep reminding yourself...faint heart never won fair laydee...tra lah de dah! If you need guidance, ask gramps. He reckons he's an alpha male with bells and whistles thrown in for good measure.

Just wondering if any 'right laydees ' will be about tonight....

Sounds like a match made in heaven, soop! If only you were free.....

Thanks for putting Pete right, Ana. Like me, he has much to learn.

That's because you don't know the right laydees, Pete!

I still dont get it......

Thanks to Ella and jeni I can now claim to be a woman in the know. Some of us really are sort of innocent. It has taken you lot to add something of significance to my sex education. Bravo for the info'

Have just suggested to Lil about our own currency in regard to the thread about Bristols currency....she is rather worried as our bar is in cockfosters...

And cost an arm and leg....

Covered in Glory...

Brings a new meaning to 'decorated for service to the nation....'

And they often do the dirty on him..

Now he attracts so many he can't fight them off.....

Of a monumental size...what a waste he said he wanted something to help him get the birds....

I've heard of Nelson's Column......

jeni isn't that Lord Nelson's first name ....