The close!

Keys in the middle of the carpet? I heard rumours of that when I first arrived here in 1978. None since then though!

OMG our neighbours have got pampas grass in their front garden and he is always inviting us round for a drink.

That's a good one, jeni!

iPad doesn't the gaelic

Slain ye!

I think it wouldn't be good for my elderly neighbours hearts!

Gracious me! Mr soop had better dig up our pampas grass. I've no energy for such antics as swinging...not with my hips! I feel the call of a large G&T. Must be nearing six. Spot on! HAPPY weekend to you lot...hope to catch up with you tomorrow. Slainte!

Why don't you have a Spanish one and keep miguel on it in his wellies orange budgie smugglers and his large logo...then you can yell us what it says...

No front garden. Just a patio which I'm trying to make look like an Italian courtyard. Some sun would help!

I have read in several books that swingers always display a pampas grass in there front garden as a signal to other swingers.....any pampas grass jeni

I thought a street party was held in the street!?

Any swingers jeni...

We have one occasionally. Usually in my lounge but sometimes J and Es and sometimes gits (but very rarely. The last one at gits was for his 70th

This is gripping, will follow avidly

You need a street party Jeni ...

Il post a photo of Gary for you tomorrow!
I've never seen him undressed!

Who has been spying on my recycling box then?

Cat next door! Very elderley now, called oddie!

Apart from git ( whose been saying he'd never reach 40 since his 35th birthday and is now 72) going cycling in the Spanish mountains saying he's not long for this world , no.

One day, he came in a temper to my front door, saying " would my bloody visitors move their car as it was parked on his patch" his daughter came up behind him while he was ranting, tapped him on the shoulder and said " actually it's my visitor" this is typical!

Thanks grace jeni what does miguels large. Logo say...can you see it..

Meant to add, Miguel's logo is not small, but a big one

Gary is the the in the blue speedos with the very tiny logo (ask Jeni, she'll have had the binos on him!)

Miguel is he the one that always does the gardening in wellies and a pair of bright orange budgie smugglers ?Or am I confusing him with Gary ?

I wondered if you had mentioned the semi retired lady at number mumble mumble with the glass of vodka tonic in her hand, the binoculars at the ready whenever young Miguel is out gardening, and the recycing box full of empties? She is away a lot, I believe she calls it cruising (and we all know what that means) drinking cocktails with nice young men in uniform. I suspect she's got one in every port.

Any exotic pets or pastimes that you are aware of jeni

Virtual wave nellie

Oh by the way jeni I live at no3 ...I am watching you....wave...