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Why do people ignore me?

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Ian42 Sat 19-May-12 17:29:04

Why do people ignore me?

Why is it that everyday people ignore me
going past without seeing me
favouring my neighbour instead of me
have I a large proboscis
is there a large pustule on my forehead
dripping ooze.

It's so annoying I cannot connect
with my human race
I have humour by the bucketful
perhaps people want to be sad
ignore me though at your peril
I'm more daring than some
for I have a gun.

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Anagram Sat 19-May-12 21:10:34

I vote we ignore him! grin

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jeni Sat 19-May-12 20:56:05

sadman!

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Annika Sat 19-May-12 20:47:13

Playing mind games ! hmm

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Hankipanki Sat 19-May-12 20:36:03

Just poped back to see if Ian had responded as he has'nt come back to explain he has lost my attention now.

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Anagram Sat 19-May-12 20:36:03

He's off the Oldie Forum - an unknown quantity on the whole...confused

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jeni Sat 19-May-12 20:25:09

No I think it's male, but then so is pompa (I presume)

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fieldwake Sat 19-May-12 20:22:56

Ian? is it a gran?

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jeni Sat 19-May-12 19:59:47

I'm ok!

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Anagram Sat 19-May-12 19:53:37

Quite! grin

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Jacey Sat 19-May-12 19:49:39

pebbles in ponds ...stand back and watch the ripples! hmm

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Anagram Sat 19-May-12 19:41:31

He wants to be alone.......

Which he will be if he doesn't come back and put soop and jeni's minds at rest! grin

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Elegran Sat 19-May-12 19:37:43

Then it would not be enigmatic.

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Annobel Sat 19-May-12 19:35:37

Oh, for goodness' sake, Ian, please come back and explain your poem!

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jeni Sat 19-May-12 19:28:52

I'm talking to you lovely people [smarm]emoticon

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dorsetpennt Sat 19-May-12 19:25:46

Ian42 may have our attention but not in a nice way!

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Butternut Sat 19-May-12 19:16:55

B Brilliant

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Anagram Sat 19-May-12 19:15:57

So you could say, people aren't ignoring him any more.....?

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Anagram Sat 19-May-12 19:07:57

Well you're here on this thread again, jeni! grin

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jeni Sat 19-May-12 18:53:25

Not mine!

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Anagram Sat 19-May-12 18:52:20

Well, Ian42's certainly got our attention....wink

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jeni Sat 19-May-12 18:38:28

grin

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Annobel Sat 19-May-12 18:30:57

We won't know the correct interpretation of the poem until Ian gets back to us, but aren't these psychopathic types meant to be egocentric? Isn't that the point?

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Bags Sat 19-May-12 18:30:18

Is a gron like a grin
Or is a grin a gron?
can a gran do a gron
When she means a grin?
yes a gran
Can a gron
for a grin instead
Because we grans
Know a grin
When we see a gran gron.

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jeni Sat 19-May-12 18:27:10

Oh dear I've [groned]again meant grinblush

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jeni Sat 19-May-12 18:26:19

I DO!
SO THERE![gron]

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