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pompeyguy Wed 07-Mar-12 21:07:29

Most of the ladies on this site could probably be described as mature, and so, as they say, you've probably seen it all, so I'm sure that you'll all be behind me in great numbers in an effort to get male nudity banned from films,tv, and anywhere else it rears it's ugly head. Far be it for me to be a spoil sport and deprive a large section of society from it's pleasures, so I'm prepared to put up with female nudity, if reluctantly.

Charlotta Sat 10-Mar-12 16:04:51

I have a weakness for men in warm cuddly jumpers! Few men look good without clothes, having said that few look good with clothes, at least not within these shores.

numberplease Fri 09-Mar-12 17:51:29

Annika, I think that the socks last is a universal thing!

jeni Fri 09-Mar-12 17:41:00

Just my shape!grin

goldengirl Fri 09-Mar-12 17:31:36

Agree jeni no bean poles there!

jeni Thu 08-Mar-12 22:37:23

golden. Reuben's is my ideal of womanhood!

Annika Thu 08-Mar-12 22:31:01

If DH walks around in the noddy I just take my glasses off !
Is it just DH, or ladies are the socks always the last (sometimes not all ) to come offhmm

specki4eyes Thu 08-Mar-12 22:21:08

Someone I know, who needs glasses and thinks he's still 25, parades about the house and sunbathes in the noddy. I (privately) think -' must get that iron out' smile. As for me, the only person who sees me naked in daylight, is the dog. He thinks I'm gorgeous grin

goldengirl Thu 08-Mar-12 12:43:22

I prefer to use my imagination re: nude men but I do appreciate the larger nude lady - makes me feel better about my own wobbly bits. Especially the Lucien Freud painting!

glassortwo Thu 08-Mar-12 10:13:52

Naked male is definitively not a pretty sight grin

Dont think its pompa I wonder how he is doing, been a long time since he has posted.

nanachrissy Thu 08-Mar-12 10:10:02

I don't want to look at nude bodies, I prefer twinkly naughty eyes! wink

I thought he might be Pompa but on looking at his profile page, I don't think he is.

Maybe we should give him a break, he is a man after all!!! grin

absentgrana Thu 08-Mar-12 09:52:29

I remember seeing an advertisement for the Chippendales. They looked like they had been made out of polyester. I'm with you petallus. As a rule, naked men, especially if they're moving about, are not a pretty sight. grin

petallus Thu 08-Mar-12 09:49:42

I think Pompeyguy was just trying to be humorous and was speaking with his tongue in his cheek (oops!).

I've never been all that interested in the nude male body, especially the dangly bits. I think a nice white teeshirt and a pair of snug fitting jeans is much more alluring.

Different for men. They like the female body nude. I have read (and heard) that both sexes prefer looking at the female body as it is a more beautiful thing aesthetically speaking.

Does anybody remember the Chippendales? They used to shave their chests and then oil themselves. Ughh!

wotsamashedupjingl Thu 08-Mar-12 09:09:19

Unless you're enjoying it, of course.

In which case, carry on.

Sigh

wotsamashedupjingl Thu 08-Mar-12 09:08:43

Why don't you just leave it now? What's the point in going on and on about it?!

bikergran Thu 08-Mar-12 09:05:55

Shall we go and look in the shed? he may be hiding in there!...hang on whilst I don my leathers!! lol or do I ride Commando..lol lol.. blush grin

Annobel Thu 08-Mar-12 08:57:56

JessM, some of us even reached it in he '50s.

Greatnan Thu 08-Mar-12 08:30:59

Of course, there are some men who get turned on by older (much older) women!

shysal Thu 08-Mar-12 08:28:33

I had been wondering if he was pompa in disguise, but think not! confused I have not noticed any pompa posts recently, does anyone know what has happened to him?

JessM Thu 08-Mar-12 08:08:07

Just remember pg that we are a bunch of broad minded, sexually experienced women. Many of us reached the age of consent in the 60s or 70s. We have collectively been chatted up by quite a few guys over the years so we can be a tad cynical. It's hard to launch an amusing thread out of thin air at the best of times but sussing out your audience first is a good starting point.

Ariadne Thu 08-Mar-12 07:00:08

Carol I'm glad you raised that; I was beginning to wonder.

Annobel Wed 07-Mar-12 23:33:11

gracesmum grin - you're old enough to be his granny.

gracesmum Wed 07-Mar-12 23:29:56

Rafa Nadal - I know he wears shorts, but a person can use their imaginationgrin

wotsamashedupjingl Wed 07-Mar-12 22:28:56

night night. x

jeni Wed 07-Mar-12 22:26:39

Quitegrin goodnight!

wotsamashedupjingl Wed 07-Mar-12 22:25:46

Now you're talking jeni!