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pompeyguy Wed 07-Mar-12 21:07:29

Most of the ladies on this site could probably be described as mature, and so, as they say, you've probably seen it all, so I'm sure that you'll all be behind me in great numbers in an effort to get male nudity banned from films,tv, and anywhere else it rears it's ugly head. Far be it for me to be a spoil sport and deprive a large section of society from it's pleasures, so I'm prepared to put up with female nudity, if reluctantly.

nanachrissy Tue 13-Mar-12 15:44:42

Jeni if they were aroused then they wouldn't be dangling!! grin Oh dear, you really have forgotten wink

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 15:51:37

Quite. I can't remember, did they have a bone in or was that dogs?

wotsamashedupjingl Tue 13-Mar-12 15:56:09

I think a stunned silence has descended.

Unsurprisingly! hmm

grin

wotsamashedupjingl Tue 13-Mar-12 15:56:57

"did they have a bone in"???????!!!!!!!!

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 16:06:18

Whales do. The royal college of surgeons uses one as a gavel!

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 16:08:06

The propper name for a dogs is a baculum. I thought everyone knew that confused

Annobel Tue 13-Mar-12 16:13:57

I am lost for words... shock

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 16:23:10

Must be firstgrin

JessM Tue 13-Mar-12 16:47:21

Reminds me of a fainly embarrassing evening I spent watching a wildlife prog with my son's flat mate. DS was in hospital and FM and I were watching whales mate. I think he felt a bit like I was his mum, and vice versa.
It helps the whales a lot given the icy cold oceans in which the act takes place!
Here are some more interesting biological facts (seeing as I am failing to do useful or important things this afternoon...)
Kangaroos have Y shaped ones
Some lizards have 2

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 17:01:09

So does some pictures of Priapus in Pompeii. Guppies have one that they can swivel in all directions!

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 17:04:25

Any more puerile penile facts anyone?

syberia Tue 13-Mar-12 17:04:45

HOW do you lot know these things????? grin

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 17:07:53

According to Ham'shistology. The erectile tissue in the nose is similar to that in the penis. In the 17th century, there was a well documented case of a man who sneezed every time he saw a pretty girl!

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 17:11:21

My brain is full of useless information but doesn't know how to sew! grin

Carol Tue 13-Mar-12 17:16:15

I must direct my grandchildren to this thread when they want to know the facts of life - what a mine of useless accurate information is to be found here! (sarcy emoticon) grin

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 17:23:00

Apparently most marsupials have bifurcate penises. That was a fact I didn't know before. I just googled it. I wonder what google will make of some of my searches?

Annobel Tue 13-Mar-12 17:39:01

I hadn't realised that jeni was a vet. grin

nanachrissy Tue 13-Mar-12 18:28:14

There's obviously a lot more to Jeni than meets the eye!! grin wink

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 18:51:12

Oh yes!smile

wotsamashedupjingl Tue 13-Mar-12 19:17:42

Oh look They made it up. Wasn't that sweet! Aah! smiles all round. sunshine

wotsamashedupjingl Tue 13-Mar-12 19:18:06

Wrong thread!!!!!

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 19:27:13

jing?

wotsamashedupjingl Tue 13-Mar-12 19:33:21

I put that message on this thread by mistake jeni. It was meant for the David Cameron Veto thread. Don't know how that happened. hmm

Hattie64 Tue 13-Mar-12 19:45:25

Perhaps you were thinking of penises when thinking of David Cameron

jeni Tue 13-Mar-12 19:48:02

.????confused