Male nudity

My brain is full of useless information but doesn't know how to sew!

According to Ham'shistology. The erectile tissue in the nose is similar to that in the penis. In the 17th century, there was a well documented case of a man who sneezed every time he saw a pretty girl!

HOW do you lot know these things?????

Any more puerile penile facts anyone?

So does some pictures of Priapus in Pompeii. Guppies have one that they can swivel in all directions!

Reminds me of a fainly embarrassing evening I spent watching a wildlife prog with my son's flat mate. DS was in hospital and FM and I were watching whales mate. I think he felt a bit like I was his mum, and vice versa.
It helps the whales a lot given the icy cold oceans in which the act takes place!
Here are some more interesting biological facts (seeing as I am failing to do useful or important things this afternoon...)
Kangaroos have Y shaped ones
Some lizards have 2

Must be first

I am lost for words...

The propper name for a dogs is a baculum. I thought everyone knew that

Whales do. The royal college of surgeons uses one as a gavel!

"did they have a bone in"???????!!!!!!!!

I think a stunned silence has descended.

Unsurprisingly!

Quite. I can't remember, did they have a bone in or was that dogs?

Jeni if they were aroused then they wouldn't be dangling!! Oh dear, you really have forgotten

That 'depends' on the arousal state?

Come on, those aforementioned dangly bits aren't really that nice to look at surely? You could never call them 'pretty' in fact swinging low, more'pathetic'

What about George Clooney?

who? I only have eyes for one Monty.

JessM, super said Monty Halls, not Monty Don - mind you.....

Finished the ironing. Log on. Ooer! Felt sure that I would have been reprimanded. JessM Annobel nanachrissy Golden jeni

Annobel's right! "They won't have you...... and this IS the naughty corner!!

Well, super, you can say goodbye to any chance of being accepted on 'the other side'.

Stop beating up on yourself super you are merely articulating the thoughts of several million female Gardeners World fans He is, unaccountably, highly desirable.

...perhaps if go away and do the ironing, all will be well when I return.

...I may be there for some time...