I recommend the Sumo wrestlers phoenix
They could provide some light entertainment too.
Reducing contact because my heart just isn't in it.
Girls grammars in the 60s (and beyond)
How to get help putting suitcase on the conveyor belt at airport check-in

Fill her pyjamas with sand to add weight/ballast, ask the army to park armoured vehicles around the tent, concrete bollards to reinforce the tent pegs, some Sumo wrestlers to spend the night squatting on the tent pegs (if you go for that option, don't forget the sushi) , or possibly don't bloody well go camping

