I recommend the Sumo wrestlers phoenix
They could provide some light entertainment too.
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Fill her pyjamas with sand to add weight/ballast, ask the army to park armoured vehicles around the tent, concrete bollards to reinforce the tent pegs, some Sumo wrestlers to spend the night squatting on the tent pegs (if you go for that option, don't forget the sushi) , or possibly don't bloody well go camping

