How many Grandads do we have?

Well the landlady who happens to be none other than my sister Lilo Lil...so I knew all about the shenanigans and the lock in,she said pete had been extremely boastful of his pistol,and would be extremely surprised if it was powerful enough to fire anything but blanks.
I do think my privates should be more choosy where they display and discharge their weapons....where is pte Gramps is he in the latrines again,,or attempting to raise the flagpole and fly the flag....The plot thickens

What else would I mean?

jeni do you mean a petard...don't think so and certainly wouldn't fancy being hoisted by it grannylin !! Could be nasty...Must remember not to mention my pistol on here again....

Has he got one? Pete do you have one?

.....or hoisted by his own petard

titter!

Ladies, ladies! I think a little more decorum or we'll have GNHQ breathing down our necks!
We might also be deleted on grounds of sexism!

Yes - especially if it goes off at half-cock...

I hope he keeps his pistol in its holster! Could give nellie a nasty shock!

A licence to thrill...?

And keeps his 'pistol' polished and presumably loaded? I trust he has a licence for it?

Anagram...nellie will put Pete in solitary confinement when she gets wind of a rival...

I think nellie may have competition in the form of the pub landlady, soop! That Pete's a bit of a dark horse on the quiet....

Pete Seems to me that naughty nellie put you and Gramps through your paces. Did you pass her rigorous kit inspection!

gramps The fog lifted now so get yourself home for a Full English Don't use my pistol much but it's kept in good order by regular polishing. Only just made it to the pub, as there seemed to be lots of 'goings on' around the mill. The Landlady was about to close up, but said I could have 'a quick one in the back room' Well one turned into a few (think she was impressed with my uniform and balaclava) ....Woke up under the pool table........all in the line of duty

Ps Forgot to mention Donald would he be the regimental mascot?

nellie Pete Gramps...I'm so enjoying these escapades. I'm wearing a huge

You can get arrested wandering in the dark in a balaclava it leads to all sorts of misunderstandings,especially in the dark.
Any excuse to go a.w.o.l. And head off to the pub.
Ahh a new recruit pte gramps....we have dads army...don't panic cpt mainwairing.
Hope pete took his balaclava off in the pub.
Donald up and out early for his paperound,he delivers up by the old mill by the stream found evidence of some malarkey amongst the bulrushes.

Hi Pete. I'm still rambling around in the dark - tripped over a courting couple earlier, don't know who they were, but NOT any one I recognised by the language. I think it was foreign, but I understood the general gist of it!!
I hope this fog clears soon, I'm starving and thursday (or friday) without me "hardtack" rations!!
Be a good bloke and use your very pistol, if you have one! Ta muchly!!

Can't believe it......I'm at the 'old mill' by the stream...and no one is here !! Head is boiling in this balaclava.....Think I'll head off to the pub and catch last orders, getting sick of these bats now....

Nite nite* jeni* am in bed already..had a busy day ...nite every one god blessxxxx

Goodnight, jeni!
[crescent moon]

well have a good time you two and play nicely together! Remember GN is watching you!
Make sure Donald is in bed early enough!

I'm for an early night! I'm tired and have another tribunal tomorrow.

Goodnight all!

Of coursejeni it's my game...