A friend and I frequently walk through Ruislip woods. The Lido has plenty of bins and is kept pretty clean, but there are no bins in the woods. At this time of year (I hope I’m not tempting providence) there’s very little litter, but whenever we have a bank holiday the ubiquitous “they” leave neat little piles of drink cans, nappy bags and poo bags. Few food wrappers, so I can only imagine that they bring food in containers they need for next time. Words (printable words) fail me!
Another funny one for the pendants
James Cleverly is running to be Mayor of London

