Good fun reading all this, because I felt that the OP was just making a little bit of fun; these days we are constantly being told how to act. 'Drink plenty, wear a hat, stay in the cool' all really common sense, but we are becoming more and more of a nanny state, where if anything goes wrong you can always blame someone else, or even sue !
What I really hate when the sun shines is the men who seem to think it is o.k. to strip to the waist, never mind the pot belly, or the hair, and there are some who also think it is o.k. to have a cigarette hanging from one corner of their mouths. Oh dear, I have just described my neightbour