how many curses do you need to inflame the forum swearing police? I love a challenge
Erm, just the one little “bloody” it seems GillT57 
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W e know a couple - he a doctor and she a vicar - whom we have known for many many years as we were both around in the local hospital during the house job years. We all continued to live in the area, but very rarely see anything of them now - we did when we lived nearer.
I have always found them mildly irritating in that they are somewhat condescending and self-absorbed. They see themselves as the golden couple and pillars of the community,
Two year ago we moved to our bungalow which is 2 minutes from their home. We have not seen them once in that time; they know life is difficult with my mobility and OH's PD. On the rare occasions we bump into each other they never ask after OH, which seems a bit odd.
So....there is a large and truly wonderful classical music festival going on in the nearest city this week and I have been top many concerts and am loving it.
I bumped into them there the other day - they said hello and chatted a bit - no how are you or how is OH? Fine. But then we came to a statue of a man stretching his arms into the air, and wife said: "I love this statue - it is wonderful. It just goes to show that whatever our circumstances we can reach up and achieve whatever we want to.....etc. " - all in this b****y preachy voice.
I had just left my OH in a bit of a pickle - anxious, shaky, needing help to pull up his trousers in the loo etc. etc., and I just thought "Oh F off! - you have no idea what our lives are like - how dare you preach to me!"
Am I just a miserable cow, or would this get up your wick as well?! So patronising!
how many curses do you need to inflame the forum swearing police? I love a challenge
Erm, just the one little “bloody” it seems GillT57 
My parents had a neighbour who felt she was rather better than the rest of the locals. At a drinks party at her home a group of men happened to be discussing belief , her husband amongst them. He had just said he was unsure about his belief in God when his wife walked by and interjected, 'Don't be silly Peter, of course you do'
My dad, who witnessed this , roared with laughter and regaled us teenagers with the story when he got home!
It is these over confident/smug/shallow/ unthinking/sad folk who fail to empathise ..or even be aware there might be a need to empathise .. with others as they are so focussed on their own perfection!
ann
Your comment has made my day!
So funny!
I was a pregnant widow with a above year old daughter who was hysterical for her daddy, I was told by a Christian health visitor, that really I
should be pleased as God has taken him to be a flower in his garden,and I should be grateful!!
No I wasn't bloody grateful! I had to tell a little girl her daddy was a twinkle star!
And that they could tell me about a food bank ,if i couldn't manage my finances!
Do you live next door to me annsixty?
tilted head brigade
Ooh, I really dislike that - "So, how are you? You are so brave" etc - "No, I'm not, just b****r off will you"!
if they have a clump of pampas grass what oldbatty said could well be true.
I must have led a sheltered life Gill - is pampas grass a signal that 'swingers live here'?
Or am I just 
(My neighbours have a huge clump of pampas grass in their front garden
)
I have a very large pampas grass in my front garden.
Should I be worried?
H is 82 and I am 81, will we be allowed to opt out?
I don't think we could cope.
And the cheesemakers
Merlotgran
Blessed are the perl clutches.
gilly
I'm reminded now of the stoning scene in the Life of Brian where Mathias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath kept shouting Jehovah 
I think the same people might very well find it difficult to cope if life threw them a few hard times.
ps that's twice I've sworn in 5 months 
Must watch myself.
Bloody hell gilly a *double dare! Will do my utmost 
Crumbs, gillybob I am truly amazed! 
There are some wonderful posts on this thread and some excellent responses to store away for further use. 
Luckygirl I actually said the words that you thought out loud to someone not long ago - someone who has annoyed me and upset me greatly for very many years.
I shocked myself and felt very ashamed afterwards, but, in fact, I am glad, because it had built up to such an extent that it was like a cork popping out of a champagne bottle. He wasn't preachy (always right, though), but was dogmatic and just plain nasty.
Actually, comparing it to a cork popping out of a champagne bottle has made me feel much better about it all.
^
Bloody hell, gillybob, that's awful! 
she's a vicar - but not a very good or caring one by the sounds of it.
Ask her if she has heard of the Befriending Scheme - if not, would she like to start one in her parish? She could start by befriending your DH so that you can go out feeling a bit more more relaxed.
shysal thank you for your kind words, which I accept in the spirit in which they were offered. 
(And knowing full well my own deficiencies and frailties.)
gilly, I can't even begin to imagine why anyone would take another to task for their use of 'bad' language on a forum for people who are old enough to be grandparents. And I say that as one who never swears. Your comment about watering the grass made me laugh out loud earlier; it's an expression I haven't come across before.
I always feel this type are lacking something and inadequate at dealing with other human beings. How I wish I could think of the 'witty" put downs required at the time! No you are not a miserable cow, I admire your restraint in the circumstances, thank goodness they don't pop round to give you the benefit of their thoughts.
Oh, you are bloody joking gilly?
In my book of standards are those of low standard, the snobby types who are under the illusion they are better than others and delight in their sad attempts to prove, in their heads anyway, their hierarchy in the pecking order.
I’ll breeding indeed! Does that therefore apply to royalty and aristos, some of whom I have heard cursing like a trooper ??
Merlot ?. You couldn’t make this stuff up
What a pity these cowards don’t have the ‘balls’ to post for all to see instead of behind the safety of a PM.
the couple, not the patch of pampas grass of course
I am assured this is true Lazigirl. We too dug up our clump in the back garden, but there is a house on the corner of my road with a huge well groomed patch sitting proudly on their front lawn, good looking late middle aged, if a little tired looking 
Pampas grass??GillT57 Have I missed something? We used to have some in our back garden, but not now............Its out of fashion
* clearly not clearing
oldbatty
. Now, Luckygirl we need you to go and check their front garden; if they have a clump of pampas grass what oldbatty said could well be true. Oh and gillybob how many curses do you need to inflame the forum swearing police? I love a challenge 
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