She never said anything; it was my son who told me how bemused everyone was by it
. I'd bought a load from Dunelm Mill [loo cleaners/stainless steel/microwave etc] and was really happy cleaning things like mobile phones/computer keyboards etc. It hadn't dawned on me that she had baby wipes in the house and used those for other things. The same thing happened when I bought my first Vileda supermop and couldn't stop cleaning the kitchen floor with it. unfortunately these obsessions soon wear off. They must really look forward to my presents; I bought a load of teatowels this year as, even though she has a super dooper dream home her tea towels are always a bit old.
Good Morning Friday 10th July 2026
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Question about returning to high school after graduating with online degree


How long before she let you back in the house?
...wot; I think that 'computer playing up' is one of the most irritating things ever...I'm not, in general, a violent person but it makes me want to throw said computer out of an upstairs window in true rock star mode.