The ‘Why Cinders doesn’t need a prince’ rap........in the style of N-Dubz (ask your grandchildren)
Yo! Yo! Cinders, time to go, the Prince is looking for his ho’
It’s 12 o’clock in just a minute, you’ll turn to mingin’ girlfriend, innit?
Get shiftin’ see you laters, bitch....before you’re left without a stitch
You’ve narked the Uglies, girl, you get me, they’re cussin’ you from here to Stepney
Looks like their ganja has been palmed - they catch you, you will be embalmed
They don’t take light to bein’ narked, they done clocked where your coach is parked
Get on it fast and budge your bones, before the prince finds out you’re stoned
Your Step-Blood they won’t help you out, forget the shoe – it’s full of snout
The rozzers they are on your case, you left your dabs at Buttons’ place
Your homeboy he’s complainin’ how you robbed his stash for bling, and now...
you’ve conned your way into the ball, you Chav, you’re no princess at all
You’re just a low-life on the make, for you there’ll be no wedding cake
Give back the threads, glass slipper, coach; flush the weed, put down that roach
Turn yourself in, face the facts, skivvies like you should watch their backs
Your tag is beepin’ fit to burst, breach of licence makes it worse
Back to jail and fingers crossed, you’ll get a bender, some time off....
for good behaviour, unpaid work, Prince’s Trust, to dig the dirt....
in local woods, where you might meet a biddy who will size your feet
in case you meet a royal Blood, Prince Charles by name – a blue blood dud
He’ll ask you if you wanna dance, just tell him ‘shove it! There’s no chance
I’ve bin there once you chinless twit, gerrout my way - I’d rather sit....
in ashes on the kitchen floor, and spend my lifetime bein’ poor
No point in looking for a man, who needs a pre-nup weddin’plan
You is bad, you mess my mind, I don’t want nuffin’ with your kind
Where’s my dealer, give me crack, Cinders hasn’t lost the knack
I ain’t bovvered, cos I’s the Queen, I’m tops, I’m Teflon, know wot I mean?’
(flips a finger at prince – ‘swivel – you get me?’)
