Of all the panto roles that are free
A fairy grandgodmother I would be
I'd love to think my magic might
Help poor Cinders in her plight
That poor young woman needs a hand
I'll give it with my fairy wand
Makeovers are my special trick
And all it takes is just one flick
But hang on just a tiny mo
Is marriage to prince the only show?
What about uni? Or crossing the sea?
Maybe it's not the role for me...
Professor Jason Arday - plagiarism etc
Has anyone else noticed their energy levels change as they've got older?
Horrid images of children make Musk richer?



